Thursday, November 19, 2015

SELF: 10 Types Of Sex Everyone Has During The Holidays

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10 Types Of Sex Everyone Has During The Holidays
Nov 19th 2015, 20:00, by Zahra Barnes

1. “I’m so full my food baby is technically a toddler” sex.

Sure, you could give in to the allure of passing out post-meal. Or you could assume the spooning position, have the laziest sex in the history of the world, then drift off knowing you enjoyed two of life's biggest pleasures back-to-back.

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2. “We got each other the best gifts, we are awesome” sex.

When you're both verklempt because you nailed the gift-giving this year, it's prime time to nail each other as a mutual congratulations. And really, what is sex but high fiving with your genitals?

3. “There’s no work, so let's do it all day long” sex.

You can have a surprising amount of sex when there’s nothing else on the agenda. Challenge yourself. I believe in you!

4. “Wow, it’s like we’re inside a snow globe” sex

Meaning there’s a raging snowstorm outside. For those of you in areas where it doesn't snow during winter, a thunderstorm works (and also I hate you). There's something wonderfully cozy about getting close to someone when it’s nasty outside. For bonus points, position yourselves close to a window so you can watch the snow or lightning when you’re done. 

5. “We must be absolutely silent because everyone is sleeping” sex.

While being loud certainly has its benefits—each moan just reinforces that your partner is right on target—quiet sex can be a winner. You don’t want to make a family member’s ears bleed because they accidentally overhear you.

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